Funny Quotes / Friends

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

All the best people are crazy.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Our craziness made us best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.