Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

All the best people are crazy.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।