“From helping me up when I fell to taking me out for practice after I missed the winning goal, you’ve taught me never to give up. I owe my success in life to you, and can’t wait to take you out for your birthday.”
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Friendship is the key to everything
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
All the best people are crazy.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.
We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.