Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।