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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।