Funny Quotes / Friends

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friends are our chosen family.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.