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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friendship is the key to everything

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.