Funny Quotes / Friends

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

All the best people are crazy.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.