Dear God, Please put your arm over my shoulder And your hand over my mouth.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Friends are our chosen family.
You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.
Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।
Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.