Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

All the best people are crazy.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.