Funny Quotes / Friends

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is the key to everything

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.