Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friendship is the key to everything

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends are our chosen family.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Happiness is having crazy friends.