Funny Quotes / Friends

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।