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You might have turned 80 today, grandpa, but everyone who knows you knows that you have a heart of a 20-year-old. May you keep on inspiring us with your youthful spirit. Words can’t express how proud I am to have you as a grandfather. Happy birthday.

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

All the best people are crazy.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Our craziness made us best friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.