Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.