Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Our craziness made us best friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.