Funny Quotes / Friends

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is the key to everything