Funny Quotes / Friends

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Our craziness made us best friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.