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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.