Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Our craziness made us best friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship is the key to everything

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.