Funny Quotes / Friends

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.