Funny Quotes / Friends

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends are our chosen family.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।