Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

All the best people are crazy.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.