Funny Quotes / Friends

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Our craziness made us best friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.