Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

All the best people are crazy.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.