Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.