Funny Quotes / Friends

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.