Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Our craziness made us best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.