Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.