Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends are our chosen family.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.