Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friends are our chosen family.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Our craziness made us best friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.