Funny Quotes / Friends

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।