Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.