Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends are our chosen family.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।