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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।
When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
Friendship is the key to everything
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
I like you because you join in all my weirdness.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.