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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

All the best people are crazy.