Funny Quotes / Friends

All the best people are crazy.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।