Funny Quotes / Friends

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.