Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends are our chosen family.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।