Funny Quotes / Friends

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.