Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends are our chosen family.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

All the best people are crazy.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.