Funny Quotes / Friends

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.