Funny Quotes / Friends

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.