Funny Quotes / Friends

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.