I told my mom that my house was her house and she yelled at me, “Get of my property”.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
Our craziness made us best friends.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।
Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
Happiness is having crazy friends.
I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.