Funny Quotes / Friends

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.