Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is the key to everything

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.