I can proudly say that I have two mothers; one is my mom who gave birth to me and the second one is you who made me a perfect woman. You are the best mother-in-law in the world. Thanks for all the teachings. Have a blissful birthday!
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.
If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
Our craziness made us best friends.
No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।
Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.