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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
All the best people are crazy.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
I like you because you join in all my weirdness.
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।
बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.