Funny Quotes / Friends

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

All the best people are crazy.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.